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<rss version="2.0"><channel><description>Living in the Present.</description><title>Klanac is...</title><generator>Tumblr (3.0; @mjklanac)</generator><link>http://mjklanac.tumblr.com/</link><item><title>Britney Spears’ actual voice as recorded in her...</title><description>&lt;embed src="http://www.ebaumsworld.com/mediaplayer.swf" flashvars="pageurl=http://www.ebaumsworld.com/video/watch/873437/&amp;file=http://media.ebaumsworld.com/2008/08/873437/britneyspearsmicrophone.flv&amp;mediaid=873437&amp;title=Britney Spears Awful Voice&amp;displayheight=325&amp;backcolor=0x0d0d0d&amp;lightoclor=0x336699&amp;frontcolor=0xcccccc&amp;image=http://media.ebaumsworld.com/2008/08/873437/britneyspearsmicrophone.jpg" wmode="transparent" loop="false" menu="false" quality="high" bgcolor="#ffffff" width="400" height="324" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" pluginspage="http://www.macromedia.com/go/getflashplayer"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;Britney Spears’ actual voice as recorded in her microphone.</description><link>http://mjklanac.tumblr.com/post/46600657</link><guid>http://mjklanac.tumblr.com/post/46600657</guid><pubDate>Tue, 19 Aug 2008 17:20:42 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Fight on a Buffalo Subway
To the people involved in this over...</title><description>&lt;object width="400" height="336"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/RlaTvjpfVvs"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="wmode" value="transparent"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/RlaTvjpfVvs" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" wmode="transparent"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Fight on a Buffalo Subway&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;To the people involved in this over the past weekend, I’m ashamed for the entire city.  Your disgusting.  (Note - pretty boring until about halfway in)&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://mjklanac.tumblr.com/post/46405904</link><guid>http://mjklanac.tumblr.com/post/46405904</guid><pubDate>Mon, 18 Aug 2008 09:21:50 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>This might be a little exaggerated… just a little.</title><description>&lt;img src="http://media.tumblr.com/LvT4tNuArcoknzymfb2WUANS_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;This might be a little exaggerated… just a little.</description><link>http://mjklanac.tumblr.com/post/46091794</link><guid>http://mjklanac.tumblr.com/post/46091794</guid><pubDate>Fri, 15 Aug 2008 12:41:28 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Barack, getting Rickrolled</title><description>&lt;object width="400" height="336"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/OBghD0XBN5M"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="wmode" value="transparent"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/OBghD0XBN5M" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" wmode="transparent"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;Barack, getting Rickrolled</description><link>http://mjklanac.tumblr.com/post/46074927</link><guid>http://mjklanac.tumblr.com/post/46074927</guid><pubDate>Fri, 15 Aug 2008 10:10:18 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Filed under: Yousfull, How to Hack a pad-lock.</title><description>&lt;embed src="http://www.metacafe.com/fplayer/1616302/natures_wonders.swf" width="400" height="345" wmode="transparent" pluginspage="http://www.macromedia.com/go/getflashplayer" type="application/x-shockwave-flash"&gt; &lt;/embed&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;Filed under: Yousfull, How to Hack a pad-lock.</description><link>http://mjklanac.tumblr.com/post/46073829</link><guid>http://mjklanac.tumblr.com/post/46073829</guid><pubDate>Fri, 15 Aug 2008 09:57:00 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>"Question: If the Americans swam last nights 4 x 200m freestyle relay yesterday with their gold..."</title><description>“Question: If the Americans swam last nights 4 x 200m freestyle relay yesterday with their gold medals already on, would they still have won?”&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; - &lt;em&gt;Amir B., of CollegeHumor&lt;/em&gt;</description><link>http://mjklanac.tumblr.com/post/45856181</link><guid>http://mjklanac.tumblr.com/post/45856181</guid><pubDate>Wed, 13 Aug 2008 17:00:18 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Mr. Spriggs… sounds amazing!</title><description>&lt;object width="400" height="334" classid="clsid:d27cdb6e-ae6d-11cf-96b8-444553540000"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www2.funnyordie.com/public/flash/fodplayer.swf?ac4aa030" /&gt;&lt;param name="flashvars" value="key=6333bbea47" /&gt;&lt;param name="allowfullscreen" value="true" /&gt;&lt;embed width="400" height="334" flashvars="key=6333bbea47" allowfullscreen="true" quality="high" src="http://www2.funnyordie.com/public/flash/fodplayer.swf?ac4aa030" type="application/x-shockwave-flash"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;Mr. Spriggs… sounds amazing!</description><link>http://mjklanac.tumblr.com/post/45672881</link><guid>http://mjklanac.tumblr.com/post/45672881</guid><pubDate>Tue, 12 Aug 2008 10:00:52 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>I need more of these moments.</title><description>&lt;object width="400" height="336"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/SGJFWirQ3ks"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="wmode" value="transparent"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/SGJFWirQ3ks" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" wmode="transparent"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;I need more of these moments.</description><link>http://mjklanac.tumblr.com/post/45558020</link><guid>http://mjklanac.tumblr.com/post/45558020</guid><pubDate>Mon, 11 Aug 2008 12:48:29 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Congrats Drew!</title><description>&lt;img src="http://media.tumblr.com/LvT4tNuArchgne8e8LNtq9IW_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;Congrats Drew!</description><link>http://mjklanac.tumblr.com/post/45434490</link><guid>http://mjklanac.tumblr.com/post/45434490</guid><pubDate>Sun, 10 Aug 2008 13:14:40 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Right now, on your computer screen, are approximately 10,000...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://media.tumblr.com/LvT4tNuArcdqtdbso5NaO4tv_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Right now, on your computer screen, are approximately 10,000 galaxies.  Each of those galaxies contains anywhere from ten million to one trillion stars.  The average star is roughly a million times the size of Earth.  And yet, with &lt;i&gt;all that junk&lt;/i&gt;, the Universe is more than 90 percent empty space.  All of that, in this tiny photo. A photo that took 400 orbits and 800 exposures to take.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;And the kicker? The photo covers &lt;i&gt;one thirteen-millionth&lt;/i&gt; of the entire night sky.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://mjklanac.tumblr.com/post/45144601</link><guid>http://mjklanac.tumblr.com/post/45144601</guid><pubDate>Thu, 07 Aug 2008 22:48:08 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>What a terrible one-upper</title><description>&lt;img src="http://media.tumblr.com/LvT4tNuArc9crd13YZApqfPp_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;What a terrible one-upper</description><link>http://mjklanac.tumblr.com/post/44734189</link><guid>http://mjklanac.tumblr.com/post/44734189</guid><pubDate>Mon, 04 Aug 2008 21:03:37 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Bracing for Category 1 Hurricane.  “Eduordo” is on...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://media.tumblr.com/LvT4tNuArc8pg34vrhOPzjFr_500.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;Bracing for Category 1 Hurricane.  “Eduordo” is on the way.</description><link>http://mjklanac.tumblr.com/post/44666086</link><guid>http://mjklanac.tumblr.com/post/44666086</guid><pubDate>Mon, 04 Aug 2008 10:10:58 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Cold Thai noodle salad in peanut sauce</title><description>&lt;img src="http://media.tumblr.com/LvT4tNuArc8p505tnGtANG5Q_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;Cold Thai noodle salad in peanut sauce</description><link>http://mjklanac.tumblr.com/post/44665401</link><guid>http://mjklanac.tumblr.com/post/44665401</guid><pubDate>Mon, 04 Aug 2008 10:02:23 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>“As a final note, we will, on some snowy winter day, shoot...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://media.tumblr.com/LvT4tNuArc1k9blt22Fwmaub_r1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;“As a final note, we will, on some snowy winter day, shoot at least part of a show in Buffalo. And Nelson Starr shall surely be our guide.”&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;- Taken directly from Anthony Bourdain’s Travel Channel Blog&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Don’t fuck with us man… we lost 4 Superbowls!&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://mjklanac.tumblr.com/post/44076740</link><guid>http://mjklanac.tumblr.com/post/44076740</guid><pubDate>Wed, 30 Jul 2008 10:11:00 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>"… fear the time when Manself will not suffer and die for a concept, for this one quality is the..."</title><description>“… fear the time when Manself will not suffer and die for a concept, for this one quality is the foundation of Manself, and this one quality is man, distinctive in the universe.””&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; - &lt;em&gt;John Steinbeck, The Grapes of Wrath, Chapter 14&lt;/em&gt;</description><link>http://mjklanac.tumblr.com/post/44068493</link><guid>http://mjklanac.tumblr.com/post/44068493</guid><pubDate>Wed, 30 Jul 2008 08:52:46 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Riverton, WY Airport… Scary!</title><description>&lt;img src="http://media.tumblr.com/LvT4tNuArbu9tbc1eKhUxSMU_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;Riverton, WY Airport… Scary!</description><link>http://mjklanac.tumblr.com/post/43497249</link><guid>http://mjklanac.tumblr.com/post/43497249</guid><pubDate>Fri, 25 Jul 2008 07:44:37 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>The Riverton, WY “vomit comet”</title><description>&lt;img src="http://media.tumblr.com/LvT4tNuArbu9oukamrpnyI7c_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;The Riverton, WY “vomit comet”</description><link>http://mjklanac.tumblr.com/post/43496968</link><guid>http://mjklanac.tumblr.com/post/43496968</guid><pubDate>Fri, 25 Jul 2008 07:41:08 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>The Dark Knight
I saw Batman this weekend expecting to be...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://media.tumblr.com/LvT4tNuArbomhrdqE56OOKK4_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;The Dark Knight&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;I saw Batman this weekend expecting to be entertained, but not with overly high hopes.  I was totally blown away- the movie was far more entertaining then I what I had imagined.  I won’t go into a full review, but the stunts, plot, and acting left me wanting more.  Newly departed Heath Ledger may not only be the best Joker, but the best movie &lt;i&gt;Villian&lt;/i&gt; of all time.  An amazing, jaw dropping performance.  So sad.  We lost a great talent.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;i&gt;“Do you know how I got these scars?!”&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://mjklanac.tumblr.com/post/42997827</link><guid>http://mjklanac.tumblr.com/post/42997827</guid><pubDate>Mon, 21 Jul 2008 08:47:11 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Hahaha - We’ve been rocking boxheads for years now…...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://media.tumblr.com/LvT4tNuArbkw1vwuE6szXePS_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;Hahaha - We’ve been rocking boxheads for years now… since prom 00’!</description><link>http://mjklanac.tumblr.com/post/42755592</link><guid>http://mjklanac.tumblr.com/post/42755592</guid><pubDate>Fri, 18 Jul 2008 18:03:41 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Terminator Salvation 2009
I dunno, Terminator with Robots...</title><description>&lt;object width="400" height="336"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/kXnELk6pZVk"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="wmode" value="transparent"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/kXnELk6pZVk" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" wmode="transparent"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Terminator Salvation 2009&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;I dunno, Terminator with Robots instead of Arnold… isn’t that like PB &amp; J with Mayonaisse?  I’ll be back.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://mjklanac.tumblr.com/post/42723656</link><guid>http://mjklanac.tumblr.com/post/42723656</guid><pubDate>Fri, 18 Jul 2008 11:55:19 -0400</pubDate></item></channel></rss>
